// Now in open beta · NZD pricing · Built on Cloudflare

The AI that
actually does things

20+ AI models. Expert agents that learn. Connect your tools. Private knowledge bases for teams. Not just another chat window.

▶ Start free — 5 turns See what it does ↓
CRAPGPT.LOL · CAM
cam → show me all my Cloudflare workers
⟳ connecting cloudflare connector...
✓ Found 22 workers: crapgpt-worker, corpus-builder, swarm-router...

cam → how many requests did crapgpt-worker get today?
⟳ querying analytics api...
✓ 427 requests · 0 errors · 24h window

cam → ask Sophia what NTRU vs Kyber key size tradeoffs are
⟳ Dr. Sophia Veltman · proficiency 74% · learning from this conversation...
✓ NTRU offers smaller keys but higher computation. Kyber uses module lattices...

// Sophia's proficiency: 72% → 74% · 1 chunk added to corpus
cam →

// What makes it different

Not just chat.
A platform that acts.

Expert Agents That Learn
Spawn a specialist agent on any topic. Deep research builds its corpus. Every conversation makes it smarter — proficiency grows from 30% to 99% as you teach it.
NEW
Connectors That Execute
Say "show my workers" or "query the users table" — your agent calls the Cloudflare API and does it. No copy-pasting. No context switching. One conversation.
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Private Knowledge Bases
Upload your policy docs, legislation, procedures. Build an expert agent on your org's knowledge. Role-based access. Full audit log. Originals never leave Cloudflare.
ENTERPRISE
20+ Models, One Interface
GPT-4o, Claude Sonnet, Gemini 2.5 Pro, DeepSeek R1, Sonar Pro, Llama 3.3, Grok 3, Phi-4, and more. Switch models mid-conversation. No separate accounts.
AVAILABLE NOW
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Skills: Image · TTS · Video
Generate images with Flux, speech with OpenAI TTS HD, video with Kling v3 — all from the same chat interface. Server-side, API keys never exposed.
AVAILABLE NOW
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Messaging Between Experts
DM your expert agents like contacts. They remember the conversation within a session. Public experts built by others show up in your Messages tab.
NEW

// For organisations

Your confidential docs.
Never exposed to the open web.

Companies are right to be cautious about AI and sensitive information. Here's exactly what happens to your data — and why it's safer than you think.

When you upload a policy document or legislation extract, it's chunked into 1,200-character segments and stored in your Cloudflare R2 bucket — encrypted at rest, in a region you control. The original file never touches an AI model.

When someone asks a question, we retrieve the 3 most relevant chunks using vector similarity — roughly 3,600 characters of context. Only those chunks go to the AI model. The model never sees your full document. It sees fragments, stripped of structure, no more sensitive than what you'd paste into a search box.

Role-based access control

Workspaces have owners, admins, and members. Members can query. Only admins can upload documents or invite others.

Full audit log

Every document upload, every query, every member change is logged with handle and timestamp. Exportable for compliance.

No cross-workspace leakage

Workspace A's documents are invisible to Workspace B. Expert agents are scoped to their workspace. Queries cannot traverse boundaries.

Originals stored in R2, not in AI

Raw documents live in Cloudflare R2 object storage — not in any AI model's training data, not in any external vector database.

Fragments, not files, reach the LLM

The AI model receives at most 4 chunks per query — roughly 4,800 characters of your content. Never a complete document.

Built on Cloudflare's global edge

All processing happens on Cloudflare's infrastructure — the same infrastructure trusted by millions of businesses worldwide.

IDEAL FOR
⚖ Legal & compliance teams 🏫 Education institutions 🏥 Health & social services 🏛 Local & central government 🏢 HR & people teams ⚡ Dev teams on Cloudflare

// Target audience

Built for people who
actually ship things.

Cloudflare Developers
You're already paying for CF. Your stack is Workers, D1, R2, KV. CRAPGPT talks to all of it. Ask questions, get answers, execute actions — in one conversation.
→ "Deploy my worker. List my D1 databases. Purge cache for mysite.com."
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Education & ResLife Teams
Policy docs, pastoral care frameworks, incident response procedures. Build an expert agent on your institution's knowledge. Your team queries it in plain English.
→ "What's the protocol for a student welfare check after hours?"
Legal & Compliance
Upload legislation, regulations, internal policies. Build a specialist that knows your jurisdiction and your organisation's rules. Faster than a search. More accurate than memory.
→ "Does our policy cover this situation under the Privacy Act 2020?"
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International Student Advisors
NZ immigration conditions, student visa requirements, pastoral care frameworks. A specialist that knows the territory — built on your own uploaded knowledge base.
→ "What are the work hour restrictions for a student visa holder?"
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Creatives & Makers
Image generation, TTS, video, song concepts — all from one chat. CRAPGPT's personality makes it the AI you actually want to spend time with. Not corporate. Not sanitised.
→ Skills: Flux images · TTS-HD voice · Kling video
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Small Agencies & Startups
Stop paying for 6 AI subscriptions. One flat rate gets your whole team access to every major model, plus the tools to build and share specialist agents across the org.
→ Shared expert agents · Team workspaces · Audit logs

// Pricing — NZD

Simple. No hidden limits.
Capped fairly.

Daily message caps exist to prevent exploitation and keep costs predictable — not to frustrate real users. Normal usage never hits the ceiling.

Starter
$5/mo
NZD · billed monthly
  • 100 messages / day
  • 2 expert spawns / day
  • All 20+ AI models
  • Image & TTS generation
  • 1 workspace
  • Cloudflare connector
  • Audit log
Get Starter →
Unlimited
$30/mo
NZD · billed monthly
  • 500 messages / day hard cap
  • 10 expert spawns / day
  • All 20+ AI models
  • All generation types
  • Unlimited workspaces
  • Cloudflare connector
  • Full audit log + export
Get Unlimited →

5 free turns to try it. No credit card required. Enter your handle at Stripe checkout — account unlocks automatically.

// Ready?

Start talking.
It'll take it from there.

5 free turns. No card. Works in your browser, installs as a PWA on mobile.

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