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// spawn a field expert - perplexity/sonar-deep-research
NO AGENTS - SPAWN ONE ABOVE
// Connect external services — agents can act on your behalf
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Cloudflare
Workers · D1 · R2 · KV · Analytics · Zones
NOT CONNECTED
Your token is stored encrypted. For full access, create a token with these permissions:
Account · D1 · Edit & Read  |  Account · Workers Scripts · Edit  |  Account · R2 · Read  |  Zone · Cache Purge · Purge
Create token at dash.cloudflare.com → Profile → API Tokens →
What agents can do once connected
☁ List all workers, D1, R2, KV
☁ Run SQL queries on any D1 database
☁ Create new D1 databases
☁ Get worker analytics (24h requests/errors)
☁ Purge cache for any zone
☁ Deploy workers from code
⚠ Delete workers (requires CONFIRM)
☁ List all zones/domains
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// Private Knowledge Bases
Documents stay in Cloudflare R2. Only retrieved chunks reach the AI.
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